afineknight | sheep game inbox.

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[ for ic contact! come over to daff to shake him down or send him an astral projection cube or. whatever. ]

The sheep are people, do not eat them.

I am the last person you have to tell not to eat them.

I'd only threaten to.

Just making sure!

You don't have to. People try to eat me all the time, I know what it's like.

[he's technically right]

. . .

I hate how accurate that is.

It's not fun. That's why it's only threats.

Okay, yes, you are very threatening.

I am?

Yes.

. . . well, good. I'm supposed to be.

Not all the time, though.

No, not all of the time.

Only most of the time. Except when I'm here.

When we go home I have to do it more often again.

Well, as long as it is not directed at me, that is fine.

It doesn't work anyway.

No, it really doesn't.

That's okay, I don't want it to anymore.

Which is very cute, frankly.

Why is it cute? I'm not cute.